Senior Tax Return

SENIOR TAX RETURN
March 13, 2015
 

I just received an audit on my tax return from the IRS.  It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the section:  List all dependents

I replied:


     12  million illegal immigrants

       3  million crack heads

     42  million unemployed people on food stamps

       2  million people in over 243 prisons

    535 members of Congress and the Senate

Evidently this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I LEAVE OUT?


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