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   NOTICE

 

   IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THEY DID IT,

   BUT MONTANA FOLLOWED THAT

   IDIOT NEWSPAPER IN NEW YORK

   AND RELEASED A MAP SHOWING THE

   LOCATION OF ALL OF THE GUN OWNERS
   IN THE STATE OF MONTANA.

 

   THEIR LOCATIONS ARE MARKED IN RED:

 
 

 








    ONE PREDATOR AFTER ANOTHER

 


























         HE CALLS IT MAN VS. WILD

                      IN MONTANA,

              WE CALL IT CAMPING

 









 

            HE WAS ABOUT FIVE TEN,

            WEARING A CAMO SHIRT

         AND ONE OF THOSE FUNNY

           ELMER FUDD TYPE HATS.

 

     HE POINTED THE GUN RIGHT AT ME.

 


 

         PEOPLE IN SLEEPING BAGS

              ARE THE SOFT TACOS

              OF THE BEAR WORLD

                  GOOD DAY, SIR,


          MAY I SEE YOUR LICENSE?

 

A RESEARCH PROJECT WAS DONE ON WHICH HUMANS WERE THE RECIPIENTS OF ANIMAL ATTACKS.

 

WHEN MONTANANS WERE QUESTIONED, THEY UNIFORMLY SAID IT WAS "THE SLOW ONES."

 

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