WORD PICTURES   Q.   What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A.    Ruthless            Q.   What do they call pastors in Germany? A.    German Shepherds            Q.   Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible? A.    Noah.  He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.            Q.   Who was the most important female financier in the Bible? A.    Pharaoh's daughter.  She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew        out a little prophet.            Q.   What kind of cars are mentioned in the Bible? A.    God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury.        David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.        The apostles were all in one Accord.            Q.   Who was the greatest performer in the Old Testament? A.    Samson.  He brought the house down.            Q.   What explanation did Adam give his children as to why they no        longer lived in Eden? A.    Your mother ate us out of house and home.            Q.   Which man was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A.    Moses.  He broke all ten commandments at the same time.            Q.   Which area of Israel was especially wealthy? A.    The area around the Jordan River.  The banks were often overflowing.            Q.   Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible? A.    David.  He rocked Goliath into a very deep sleep.            Q.   Which leader of Israel had no parents? A.    Joshua.  He was the son of Nun.            Q.   Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A.    Because Noah was standing on the deck.                    TOP     JUST FUN     HOME