UNUSUAL JOB HISTORY
Ken Davis – Lighten Up! - December 28, 2015
A friend sent me this very funny job history:
My first job was working in an orange juice factory but I got canned; I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor but I wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was way too exhausting.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found out I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
I was going to be a surgeon, but I couldn't cut it.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at the zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized that there wasn't any future in it.
My last job was working at a coffee shop but I had to quit, because it was always just the same old grind.
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