FUNNY BUSINESS COMMENTS    In a Podiatrist's office:     "Time wounds all heels."    At an Optometrist's office:     "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck:    "We repair what your husband fixed."   On another Plumber's truck:    "Don't sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber."   On a Church's billboard:    "Seven days without God makes one weak." At a Tire shop:    "Invite us to your next blowout."   At a Towing company:    "We don't charge an arm and a leg.  We want tows." On an Electrician's truck:    "Let us remove your shorts."   In a Non-Smoking area:    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."   On a Taxidermist's window:    "We really know our stuff."   On a Fence:    "Salesmen welcome!  Dog food is expensive!"   At a Car dealership:    "The best way to get back on your feet -  miss a car payment."   Outside a Muffler shop:     "No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming."   In a Veterinarian's waiting room:     "Be back in five minutes.  Sit!  Stay!" At the Electric company:    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.  However, if you don't, you will be."   In a Restaurant window:     "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."   In the front yard of a Funeral home:     "Drive carefully.  We'll wait."   At a Propane Filling station:     "Thank heaven for little grills."   At a Chicago Radiator shop:    "Best place in town to take a leak." Sign on the back of a Septic Tank truck:    "Caution - This Truck is Full of Political Promises."   TOP          JUST FUN          HOME